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Snevgate the disappearance

@smidget said:

I have another scenario to put forward, Snev went off to do some moors camping and was encircled by a flock of donkey's who had him trapped for a number of days. In the back of his mind he had a recall of the night of the disappearing tarpaulin, so he waited till all the donkey's who had him encircled fell asleep whilst he told them many many of his life experiences.
Then in the full darkness of the night he quietly and stealthily unstaked the tarpaulin and formed a kite with what he had to hand. I am lead to believe that he was last seen in flight to never never land (not the M. Jackson one) however during his flight he forgot that he had left his bike behind so backtracked to reunite with his MT09,
Not dure if any of you lot know that he actually had one, well on his ride back home he thought to himself more and more of the MT10, so he went the next day to make the purchase using the green meany and his beloved MT09 as part exchange.
The deal done he was riding his new purchase home, carefully following the breakin regime he reached 600 mile by the following morning so returned to the dealer and had the first service done.

Since his disappearance it is rumoured that he opened the throttle too violently and the flow of air pressure swept him back in the saddle thus his arms are still at full stretch and he is unable to reach, due to his lack of arm length along with his stunted legs to either operate the front brake or rear brake.
Snev reached Scotland by early morning on the day after and he has been reported being ensconced with the Scottish mob and enjoying being with new friends.

He has been heard complaining that he misses his shed and gerbils, he has purchased a new tarpaulin and is hoping to find some flat moorland to setup home.

Live long and prosper Snev, oh and drop us a line to let us know you are indeed still in Scotland or have you moved on to Wales or Ireland, if it's Ireland I like fishing over there and would let you put me up for a week or two.

Has he been putting his skills to good use on the moors?

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