.. sat in a pub having a pint. Englishman starts talking about his son George and explains that he was so named because he was born on St Georges Day. The Scotsman then pipes up that is son is called Andrew cos he was born on St Andrews Day. The Irishman then gets his phone out and starts dialling.

"Excuse me lads" he says "You just reminded me, I've got to phone my boy Pancake".

Now get in the kitchen and get tossing !