I don't know if anyone posted this one during the week but it I just love it. It just sums up the whole situation.
Irish cops & polish drivers
'WHO CARES WE NEVER WIN...........'
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saw this on BBC web
a few days ago... and thought it was hilarious!!!
think i'll change my name by deed poll to
'Mr Driving Licence'!! " />
polish car drivers
Hi garry where i work most of the polls don't know what car insurance is then , i think what the f##k.
Mate of mine (30 years in the UK) still kept a Greek driving licence. Whenever he got pulled, he got that one out. Never got booked in spite of some very dodgy incidents.
where do i get a polish driveing licence from
Probably on the back of a cornflakes box if you look closely enough .....
Actually, you can get a Polish driving licence (also from other new EU countries like Hungary or the Czech rep.). All you do is go to one of these countries on holiday and "lose" your licence, then, as an EU country, you can apply for a new one. There is a company that'll sort out the paperwork for you for about £200 I think, and you have to stay in the country for about 2 weeks till it gets sorted. And it's completely legal under EU rules. Crazy, but there you go.
Also, you'll have a nice holiday in Poland, whihc is a fantastic country (if bonkers). I've been twice and loved it (and no, I didn't pick up a driving licence there!). Oh, and the women are f****ing gorgeous.
Anyway, my bike licence is French and my car licence is English, so I'm wondering if I can get the bike entitlement put on to the UK one and the car entitlement put onto the French one, then if I ever get stopped I can just produce the wrong licence for whatever country I'm in and pretend I don't speak the language. Result! (theough I've never been stopped because I'm a good boy).