What would he ride?
If Jesus rode a bike
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if you mean Jesus
seeing as his old man rides a Harley perhaps he too has one?
Seeing he was a humble man of the people ... he would probably be on a C90.
There is probably a proverb about how it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a sportsbike rider to enter the kingdom of heaven." />
'The first shall be last and the last shall be first' - good news for BMW riders.
a boxer-engined kraut-wheeler, as you already know.
your claiming to be the son of God?
I don't believe in standing on ceremony. You can call me JC.
not a harley
Much too flash. He would have a large but elderly roadster, like a CB750 or something. He'd endlessly be fiddling with it, using miracles to keep it on the road. Also, he would do the 'water into petrol' trick.
that the angry Jesus would ride a Ducati Monster 1100 and, by some miracle, it would never die and if it did he'd raise it from the dead. However, the gentle Jesus, meek and mild, would have a CBF600. A mule of a bike. And a side-car for the sheeps.
Im thinking . . .
he rides a gixxer thou...
I mean, i often hear the cry... "Jesus christ, another gixxer thou."
would ride a bmw thats why you hear the bmw riders shouting jesus crist go faster you b**tard...
but then the devil would own a harley thats why their riders are alway shouting f**king hell will you start ..
now hiding from the barrage of incoming
Yes Gixxers are common as muck, but never mind, i can live with it
and anyway i was going to say..
..Jesus being a busy man and all that would need a fast machine..!
Whatever he would ride, it would have to have LOADS of luggage space, and be wide enough to carry that flippin' wodden cross about with him.
If jesus road a bike
it is simple jesus rides a Yamaha M1 moto gp bike, after all he only has followers.
Think about it. Desert, so a dirty bike, a donkey of a bike. And the Jews don't make bikes never have, so it would be one nicked form the Roman Army and presented to him by a follower. The pose' Peter, John luke Mathew etc etc would need some. So we are looking for a fleet of 2000 year old designed bikes that chug along crap roads............GS...Ducati.......
'WHO CARES WE NEVER WIN...........'
Must be a v max, would put the fear of god in anyone.
He would ride a Ducati! It would never break down (have you Philistines never heard of 'Divine intervention', 'Miracles' or 'Deus ex machina'?).
twould be Gold Wing,, cos he be top man for posting,,
Angels,, Silver Wing,,
Followers,, Bronze Wings
If Jesus rode a bike what would it be?
Holy Trinity: Triumph triple.
look i know jesus rides a honda because i was trying to cross a busy main road one day beside a vicar the vicar stepped onto the road as a speeding honda almost clipped him , i definately heard the vicar shouting " jesus christ!" after him
would be a triumph like his mate moses everybody could hear moses triumph throughout the valleys it says so in the bible and jeez looked like an early triumph rider with his whiskers and long hair
This is the best thread I've ever pasted. AND it seems that R100R actually reads what I post about BMWs... Hurrah!