Last Tuesday I went to the pub for a few pints. Im sat at the bar having a pint and there was girl stood at the end of the bar. I thought bloody hell she looks smart. About ten minutes later she sneezed and her glass eye shot across the bar. Anyway I caught it and give it her back quietly. She said " thankyou very much it is so embarrasing". I said "dont worry when you look like you do you can have a glass eye". Well she bought me a drink then she took me out for a meal, then back to the hotel for the night and cooked me breakfast the next morning, I said "do you treat all men like this" ?
"No" she said " you just happend to catch me eye"