No one is listening until you fart.
If it ain't fun, don't do it
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a long time ago a mate of ours farted in a lift
in one of those posh office blocks just as we were passing the third from last floor. We exested just as the pong was getting intence. As we left a bunch of posh suits piled in and we clearly heard this posh voice say these imortal words..............." O I SAY, GOOD LORD"........ we left the bilding pissing ourselves laughing.