And not for the first time
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
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It's a real problem, being so beautiul
Makes you feel terribly guilty every time you cause an accident. That is why I now disguise myself as a woman of 50 something when I leave the house.
Try to be a sparkly unicorn, not a miserable cow.
Say the footage is inconclusive at best