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Chuck Norris stares at you ....
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Not gonna open that
because If Chuck Norris stares at you for a second you're dead.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Neither of us blinked, my eyes are dry and I need some sleep now, but I now know his reputation is only because some film producer edited out all his mistakes during filming, I even got him to admit that on two occasions when he fell over on set he cried. Then he told me he was like a wet lettuce when it was time for an injection as he has a fear of needles. he also has a fear of heights so does not like wearing thick socks.
assumption is the mother of all f*** ups.
I cheated and painted eyes on my eyelids so I could sleep