this is going to hurt
Uh oh waxing!!!
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Worth it though...
...when you end with shiny paintwork.
Oh,hang on,you mean.....?
**don't do it **
when drinking, got my hair caught in it and now have a bald patch on my head, but it didn't hurt
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Oh having so much fun, the first wax strips melted on my fire!!
What a stupid person I am
Reminds me of when "Dubbya" Bush got told that a Brazilian soldier's been killed in Iraq.
Bush clutched his head, groaning, "Oh no... how are we going to spin this? It's terrible news..."
His aids were surprised at any concern being shown, since he usually didn't give a damn about soldiers dying, no more than Blair would.
"Tell me" he said at last, "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
Or perhaps a particularly adhesive brand of fly paper?
it's done, I now have a bald patch and a hole on my lip, but no stray hairs I look wonderful, just wish I had somewhere to go
Why is it when you are young and can't go out you want to, then they grow up and then you don't want to
Far less painful
But you could have left it alone and gone to a Groucho appreciation new years gala.
ya got a " bald patch & a hole " , on yer lip ?
fukk me did you have a " tash " , like a 5 year old muslim bird !!!!
wide open till you see god ... THEN brake
I've thought about swapping the cigs for a pipe, what do you think ??
It's de rigeur.
I've got one in my drawer, it's coming out when I can get the baccy.
You will know me at the next meet. Stella Artois leathers, squidgy boots and a pipe
No I need glasses
on the odd occasion, but riding a bike isn't one of them. I roughly know where I'm going
A vague idea
is usually good enough. If you feel a small bump and you don't fall off,just put it down to perhaps a small animal,or an elderly type playing extreme sleeping policeman.
I tend to think
if I get home and we are both in one piece (bike and I) then nothing major happened
Apologies if I hit any one
No no,never admit it! You may end up with some devious zimmer operative dashing a mistimed move to show off in front of the care workers leisure outing
**Oh was **
that what I hit last time
I once worked on holy island and was in the kitchen, tried to reach for a pan and the fly paper got stuck in my hair! worst thing was it had about 30 flys on it. didn't get many tips that day
But must have had a certain appeal to any arachnid aficianados