I'd rather coat it with Ultra Ever Dry! Watch that muck and crap roll off in seconds!
I've been watching this kind of technology emerge for a while and it's getting to the point where it's potentially consumer feasible. It's been used in the military (surprise surprise) for a while with good effect. Some Chinese Tablet manufacturer had coated their products with it at CES last year and displayed them in a fish tank. Pretty awesome stuff!
Would you ever use it on your motorbike? I think I'd consider it for my fairings & fenders. Similar to ACF50, but a bit more.... 'aggressive'.