The Arab and the Scotsman
An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincents Hospital for
heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his
blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it
couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot
willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for
giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a
corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than
happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you
card & a jar of candies.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not
his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous
again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave
me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish