Google Chrome wants to know if I want this page, MCN forum, translated from French to English....... always thought MCN wasn't making much sense to me at times......there you go, all is explained
Lost in translation?
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most of the
time it's double dutch
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If History has taught us One thing....
It's We've learnt None of Histories Lessons!
Do they do a
complete bollox to English?
I might be able to understand Gungerdin if they do.
Needed better translating
GETTING THERE: Our representative will make you wait
at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will
feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the
hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the
entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new
THE HOTEL: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are
available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to
conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that
ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar. We organise social
games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with himself.
RESTAURANT: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with
ABOVE ALL: When you leave us at the end of your
holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it".
IN A JAPANESE HOTEL: You are invited to
take advantage of the chambermaid.
ON THE MENU OF A SWISS RESTAURANT: Our wines leave you nothing
to hope for.
IN A BANGKOK DRY CLEANER'S: Drop your trousers here for best