As Preunit correctly states, Its St Patricks day today so lets celebrate by "Taking the Piss".....
Know any Irish Jokes?
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A pissed up rich guy walks in to a Irish bar slams down 100 pound and says, "If any man in here can down 10 pints of guinness they can have this cash!"
Nobody said a word...one man even got up and walked out......5 minutes pass and the guy who walked out, walks back in and says, "Yeah, I'll do it."
The barman lines up 10 pints of guinness, and the young Irish man proceeds to down one after the other no problem. He slams down the last empty glass, grabs the cash and starts to walk off.
The rich man can't believe it and shouts to the Irish man, "You agreed to the bet after you walked out, where did you go?"
The Irish man said, "I had to go down the pub on the corner to see if I could do it first!"
wide open till you see god ... THEN brake
any irish jokes?
their Rugby team?
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."****
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
There's a 12 month waiting list