After years of traveling on the continent, finally had an 'incident' today.
Thankfully, it was in the car and the o/h was driving.
Clipped mirrors with a small van, down a country lane. His was cracked, mine was smashed down the road. He was a pain in the arse (Bulgarian) and called the police.
They arrived and were happy to practice their English (although I was a good girl and answered in Spanish).
Since the police were called, have had to report it to my insurance company. Thank feck for protected no claims - all for £20 in a scrap yard!