over the weekend. just been to my local chippy and it was heaving with harley T-shirt owners
Anyone at this
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Ive been to the chippy as well
Bet your chippy
wasn't full of unit looky likeys though.I could hardly contain myself !! God they were pished, mainly jocks by the sound of it" />
Could of been
Wigan fans celebrating the cup final winbut no no midgets no one around at all
I only went down
because Weasel was wanting some fish and chips. Oh I do like to spoil him. Just on ironing his undies then going to run him a bath " />
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
even looks like wease.......................
unit don't worry BOUT THE RUG MUNCHER !
W F I ................................................
forget to scrub his back and clean all those hard places
then wash up and pour him his beer" />
Am I the only one confused right now??
Tucked him up in bed 5mins ago, and read him some readers wives stories from midget porn, its his favourite.
Unit, he loves that tin bath. splashes around for hours, and he even lets me fish out the pickled onions
I finally gave into weasels charms but me and bb are at logger heads cos she wanted him " />
I gave up Lesley
my wiley charms and all round good looks were not enough for weasel to lose interest CJ is a far superior domestic goddess and her beauty is too far of a goal for me and others to achieve
It is what you have to do so we are learning to get noticed
pull up a chair, its WI social night and CJ is bringing the sherry.
I hope she doesn't bring the same as last time, that stuff nearly blew off my colostomy bag.
Oh and bring your own welly
if you do
Les..........if you do work it out please let me know in english.
Oh good god
won't be having anymore of tabatha coddington-smythes homebrew. My hair still hasn't grown back. although she did give some good tips on growing your own cannabis
thought it was strange you googling that and giving a talk on green houses last week.
My hair hasn't grown back since the xmas party and Mrs huntingley bucket bought her sloe gin and presented in sample bottles, I think she'd been recycling
And give up!
Perhaps if I read again tomorrow it'll be become clear.....
'keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' so it looks like C.J. and BB41 have decided to clasp weasel to their bossoms." />
Kindle not a fire that you cannot extinguish.
unfortunately I haven't got any bosoms to hold him close to
Me neither bb
I fear our plan is a 'little' flawed
prosthetics?? do they do snap on boobies