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A Homage to Bruce Lee
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lying. He's not that good.
I could easily beat him in kung fu.... on an arcade machine. If I had like a hundred quid.
And I was in Scarborough out of season where it's 20p a go.
And his wins didn't count.
And we wait until he gets arthritis in his fingers.
Like proper arthritis.... where his can't move them or touch anything as his bones will turn to dust.
Yeh. Easily kick his arse.
**He worked **
in our chippy, sure of it .....as kids we would watch the movie troop into the chippy and get served by him. Dead ringer for Bruce even made the same battle cry sounds if we wound him up enough....
'WHO CARES WE NEVER WIN...........'