Hmm well, new neighbours next door. They constantly feel the need to dump their rubbish bags down the alley between our houses when I've asked them not to (I use it to get my bike into and from the back yard). Then last night they let their bloody kids run allover our garden then let them scream at stupid volume until midnight. Thinking I might just shove the rubbish bags up their A*** next time. What you reckon?
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a few bear traps in your garden will soon stop the kids.
Might go for landmines instead. I'll put some hesco bastion barriers infront of the house first though. Don't want shrapnel coming through the windows!
Fight fire with fire
No one's going to help you.
Many years ago I lived next door to a young couple who had their music banging through the walls well into the early hours every weekend.
I pleaded with them, to no avail.
So then what I did was placed a speaker against my bedroom wall, which adjoined theirs, gaffer taped it to the wall, and boxed it in so as to keep noise down to a minimum in my place, and played loud classical music through it at 6am, which I'd worked out was when they went to bed after their heavy nights.
Boy they didn't like it when the shoe was on the other foot, but it did do the trick, eventually.
Unfortunately when you're dealing with ignorant selfish people, only responding with their mentality works.
Well I have a few mates coming down this weekend. Think there might be a few tunes going down my surround sound. Until about 6am!
mines make too much noise, seriously though have you tried having a polite word? if that dont work,then its either the legal route or 'educating' them.if ya know what i mean.
ahh that old chestnut
Try killing them dead........mmmmm worked for me
if someone is ignorant enough to do such things, as said, they are going to take your protestations as a challenge.
The council say you have to record all noise/anti-social activity for at least 4weeks before they will even investigate.....play it cool, this approach is my favourite..
Bad news.. Kids break up for the school holidays on Friday... Sounds like your going to have a long 6 weeks ahead..
"If i need the Moon, ill bring it down myself"...
it is antisocial behaviour so potentially the cops or council.
As for classical music - we went and played it loudly through a council estate to get revenge on the kids coming round our place and playing their.... thumping.
As for landmines, you can get training ones which use flour but you have to bury them a bit deeper than you might like. Perhaps filling a few of these with hot tar would help? And another few with feathers?
I personally enjoy the theory of "brown noise" also. Perhaps you could explore this as an alternative. I believe it was explored as a battlefield weapon as a battalion that has just all simultaneously shat itself tend to be a less effective fighting force.
I've tried the polite word, with both the fella and woman. The bloke just basically said he works nights so nothing to do with him, and the woman doesn't speak a word of english I tried talking to her and she just smiled at me then spoke a load of pashtun
give him a taste of his own medicine then ,,make a shit load of noise through the day ,when you can, fight fire with fire.
with your new neighbours.You'll struggle to change these scummers habits,generating waste and noise seems to be some arseholes sole purpose in life.
Kindle not a fire that you cannot extinguish.
85 quid fixed penalty should give them the message.. record and take pics of all incidents and let the council sort it out
if you get aggressive or voilent it'll be you in the shit
do you know if they are renting ?..
..if so the landlord has responsibilities in law.
I won't be getting aggressive. Don't fancy the other halfs little ones seeing me bounce a guys head off a wall. I've got a pad of paper downstairs, I'lll keep a record.
Unfortunately we haven't been able to move to the nicest area of Birmingham. Only had a week to find a house before I started my new job!
Spent four years being nice, decent, understatnding
Cordial, shafted, shit all over and generally buggered up the arse............... Then I just thought......bollocks............ And killed them..........
No innocent people were harmed in the making of our peace and tranquility..................... Just a couple of arseholes..............Arsehole fuckwits.........
ahh, but just think
of all that bunce you'll be earning, you'll soon be living in the 'burbs. " />
the cops would be more than willing to "have a word". Plus they have access to language line if it is required. Screaming kids at midnight isn't acceptable, neither is them being on your property without permission.
Perhaps setting up a line of sangers / barbed wire along the boundary would get the message across.
Spent four years being nice, decent, understatnding
Cordial, shafted, shit all over and generally buggered up the arse..." you a swinger?
How much do you reckon a .50 cal machine gun would cost? I'll kick the bedroom window through and just let rip! If they start again tonight I'll definitely be ringing the rozzers! Its just not on!
As for living in the 'burbs, thats the plan! See off this six month lease then move halfway between here and my work! Mrs has already got a bloody job! £13 an hour as well! Nearly as much as me!
Ps. Wonder how many more exclamation marks I can get into this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!